Oh, I think you do patronise me some, mobile telephone company with your TV advertisement promising me that you understand just how stressful life is for me as a woman.
“Between taking care of the children, shopping, and catching up with friends and family”. Phew. Stress, stress, stress.
Seriously? When catching up with my friends or shopping is the biggest stress I face? Well, fuck me, I won’t need a mobile phone because I’ll have a personal assistant and a private jet.. and I’ll be drunk high on something.
blue milk 
Oh, GOD. Horrible. It’s like the commercials that act like a dirty shower wall is the worst thing that’s ever happened to a woman. And a clean one is the greatest joy of her life…