Me: You know, it was a real mistake to have these baby boys last. We’re spoiling them terribly. We are probably creating nightmares for some poor women in the future. Those women will hate us.
Feminist Mother Best Friend Forever: That’s true. We have to hope they are gay and grow up to fall in love with one another. Then they could only cause trouble for each other.
Me: Perfect.
Feminist Mother BFF: Wouldn’t it be lovely if some of our children ended up with one another?
Me: We’d be family.
Feminist Mother BFF: And wouldn’t they be a cute couple? They are such good looking boys.
Me: Oh these two are gorgeous.
(P.S. Rally for same sex marriage rights is on this weekend in Australia – 28 November).
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