Lauca (age 7): Cormac (age 3) said ‘fucking’ today at Nanna’s.
Lauca: Yes, he said “fucking hell, this camera doesn’t work”.
Me: Oh dear, very articulate, but poor Nanna. Dad and I really need to watch our language, don’t we?
Lauca: No, that’s you; you say “fucking hell”, Dad just says “fuck”.