I really like my gynecologist, not only is she smart but we laugh quite a bit together during appointments. (Same thing with my dentist, she and I laugh quite a lot, too, and I don’t think it is all nervous laughter on my part either. Get your medical treatment from someone with a sense of humour). This recent conversation happened, literally, in the middle of an internal examination.
Doctor: You’re very European.
Me: You can tell this from my vagina?
Doctor: I mean, you’re very comfortable with your vagina and nudity. You’re not like people from my culture and you’re not like my other patients with an Anglo Saxon background. You remind me of when I was working in Europe. It’s nice, but unusual, about you.
Me: Oh right. Thanks?
Doctor: You’re almost…. Dutch.
Dutch women, WTF are you doing at your gynecology appointments?