Remember that particle accelerator and how people were worried that it would open up some kind of black hole on earth? Well it did, right here in my new house.
Items missing, inexplicably, never to be seen again, arrrggh I can’t stand this:
- favourite pencil skirt ever (was wearing it just one week ago)
- one pair of work shoes (was wearing them, literally, when I moved into this house, but at least the missing shoes are the ballet flats and not my new patent leather heels)
- watch
- black bra (pretty old but very comfortable; quite sad if a pervert has stolen this because there is better lingerie out there in the world to be found, keep looking)
- trench coat
- birth certificate
Either a black hole or someone is trying to re-create my identity. The only reasonable explanations.
Anyway, here, have this. Something like this is happening in my house.
blue milk 
You’ve just explained why I can’t find my birth certificate, my spare blackberry headset, or my fave black cardi.
BLOODY PHYSICISTS!
Apart from the birth certificate, it sounds suspiciously like someone is trying to dress up like Mummy. Have you found the new hidey holes yet?
The black hole of moving took my favourite black skirt 😦 and I can’t find my newest black bra either, v annoyed, cost about $60. Have checked behind drawers, washing machine, clothes racks etc and have bewildered suspicion a man-friend souvineired it…
Ha! I had a moving black hole story in which a bag I’d brought back as a souvenir from our big 4 month “circle pacific” trip went missing right after we moved into our new house.
And then, it turned up at day care two years later. It had clearly fallen out of my (older) daughter’s cubby and gotten mixed in with the toys. I found it when my younger daughter moved into that room. It was the weirdest moment of recognition!